you can never can tell PART 1 of 2

This has been circulating in the virtual gossip mill for some time now. Allow me to post it here for those who haven't read it. It is fun.

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> We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come
> from the same alma
> mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on
> another. But it's only
> now that I gave him a second look. I realized that
> beauty is in the
> eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really
> fast. Cute pala siya.
>
> And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope
> you don't mine. Can I
> get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't
> give it back? He
> explained naman na it's so we could keep intact
> daw. Sabi ko, connect
> me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla
> siya. Sagot niya,
> The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona
> ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya!
> I cried buckles of tears.
>
> Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang
> na this is a
> blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his
> feelings, we'll go ouch
> na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na
> ang past. Thanks
> God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm
> running our time.
> After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you
> marriage me?" I'm in
> a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it
> rains, it's four! This
> is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes.
> Love is a many
> splendor.
>
> Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything
> swell to pieces.
> Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng
> aming table, may
> babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we
> have here." What
> the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they
> were still on. So I
> told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I
> didn't want this to
> get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She
> accused me of
> steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to
> portrait the role of
> the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I
> told her, "please,
> mine you own business!" Who would believe her
> anyway?
>
> Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem
> anymore, tumigil na
> rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up
> daisies. I'm so happy.
> Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so
> supportive. Sabi niya, "Look
> at is this way. She's our of our lives."
>
> Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can
> never can tell. Just
> burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts.
> If you make a
> mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and
> external repose of your
> soul. I second emotion.